once upon a time, nobody gave a fuck.

hola chicas, my name’s jordan. i’m twentyone years old (december 15th, if you’re interested) and i’ll be a senior at depaul university in chicago in the fall. YIKES. anyhow, what’s there to know. i love robert pattinson and kristen stewart. i’m an avid harry potter fan and love emma watson as well. all the other assholes i love are here. i’m a slytherin, beware. the dark knight is my favorite movie, tangled is second, and the avengers is up there as well. television, movies, and books dominate my life, go figure. welp, that’s about it. any more questions, send me an owl.

i hate this stupid page.